Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Simple Truths
> >10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >> >1. Elvis is dead.
> >> >2. Jesus was not white.
> >> >3. Rap music is here to stay.
> >> >4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. (Hmpf! You're right! i wont admit it--jeff)
> >> >5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> >> >6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> >> >7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
> >> >8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
> >> >9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
> >> >10. Having your children curse you out in public isnot normal.
> >> >(i agreed with all but number 4)
> >> >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >> >1. Hickey's are not attractive.
> >> >2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
> >> >3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
> >> >4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
> >> >5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
> >> >6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
> >> >7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
> >> >8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
> >> >9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
> >> >10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
> >> >
> >> >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK> >PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >> >1. O.J. did it.
> >> >2. Tupac is dead.
> >> >3. Teeth should not be decorated.
> >> >4. Weddings should start on time.
> >> >5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
> >> >6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> >> >7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
> >> >8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
> >> >9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
> >> >10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
> >10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >> >1. Elvis is dead.
> >> >2. Jesus was not white.
> >> >3. Rap music is here to stay.
> >> >4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. (Hmpf! You're right! i wont admit it--jeff)
> >> >5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> >> >6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> >> >7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
> >> >8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
> >> >9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
> >> >10. Having your children curse you out in public isnot normal.
> >> >(i agreed with all but number 4)
> >> >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >> >1. Hickey's are not attractive.
> >> >2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
> >> >3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
> >> >4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
> >> >5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
> >> >6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
> >> >7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
> >> >8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
> >> >9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
> >> >10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
> >> >
> >> >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK> >PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >> >1. O.J. did it.
> >> >2. Tupac is dead.
> >> >3. Teeth should not be decorated.
> >> >4. Weddings should start on time.
> >> >5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
> >> >6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> >> >7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
> >> >8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
> >> >9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
> >> >10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
