LMRC

i am being offered a chance to try google's GMail
do you think i should give it a whirl?

Melodie is trying to matchmake
he's too young
she says she just wants me to be his friend (whatever)
she used to say she thought i needed an "older gentleman"
now i guess she just thinks i should have whatever i can get (omfg)

i am soooooo sooooo very busy with school stuff right now
end of the year will soon be here
5 more weeks yayayay
but before then, i have all the usual crap to do and now they want all the IEPs for next year completed before May 21 because we are changing the IEP program to a web based one and they will not be able to get us all trained in time for us to have them all done by mid september in the new school year; on the bright side, every special ed teacher is getting a new Dell

i'm going to the doctor tomorrow
ears are bothering me again and i already am taking the zyrtec as per last med visit
he's gonna put me on prednisone(short term, he says) if he does as he said last time i was in (if my ears were still bothering me) because they have been a thorn in my, err, head i guess, for like 3-4 months now
i worry about taking prednisone
everyone ive known to take it blimps out and i already cant wear any of the clothes i wore when i was a whore, i mean, um, when i used to smoke and do drugs and stuff (and whore)

anyway, this the hunk of the week, steve bacic
he is on Andromeda on the scifi channel and has been in many other shows and stuff, check out this fansite



here's how he looks on the show currently



this is him in my dungeon, tee hee

i absolutely already knew this to be true:
CNN.com - Study:�Chocolate,�BBQ addiction may be real - Apr 21, 2004

LOL @ impregnated cotton swabs

"The favorite food items most frequently selected by the subjects were bacon-egg-cheese sandwich, cinnamon bun, pizza, hamburger with cheese, fried chicken, lasagna, barbecue, ice cream, brownie, and chocolate cake." ----yepyep all the above!

Prince William applies for Twink of the Week


i wonder who that is standing next to him?

here's a better pic of him



Herald Sun: William pools his talent without success [19apr04]

STAR TREK LAPEL COMMUNICATOR BECOMES A REALITY

BBC NEWS | Technology | Trekkie communicator ready to go

hunk of the week coming, errr coming week that is



CNN.com - 'NYPD'�star�trades�gun�for spear - Apr 17, 2004

Farscape News @ farscapenews.com


Farscape: Peacekeeper War Miniseries to return on Sci Fi Posted by hayley
Monday, April 05 @ 10:38:54 EDT [ Farscape News ]
It's too late for this to qualify as a bad April Fool's joke so I believe this would then qualify for a FRELL YEAH!
Straight from the press release on the Sci Fi Wire:
SCI FI announced it will be bringing back Farscape with an all-new miniseries — called Farscape: Peacekeeper War — slated to air in the fourth quarter of this year. The four-hour miniseries picks up where the cliffhanger series finale left off and will reunite John Crichton (Ben Browder), Aeryn Sun (Claudia Black) and the rest of the Moya crew.

Farscape creator Rockne O'Bannon and executive producer David Kemper wrote the miniseries, which was directed by Brian Henson. "Peacekeeper War" was produced by the Jim Henson Company and Hallmark Entertainment, and executive produced by Robert Halmi Jr.

SCI FI will make the official announcement at noon on Monday, April 5, during the channel's advertising sales "upfront" presentation.

Update: It's already made frontpage news on tvguide.com.

and verified at

scifi.com/farscape

CNN.com - Scientists find new face on Turin shroud - Apr 15, 2004

and
this site
has a page where you can examine the shroud for yourself and click on parts you want to see close up

raised a catholic, i have always truly believed that the shroud was real
i cant help but be drawn to articles like this
of course, there are many parts of catholicism i reject, but i'd just be preaching to the choir here

he can punish me whenever he likes!
may i introduce the Hunk of the week
thomas jane

Moral Quandary of the Week

so i'm stealing from jj in a sense
wait till you hear the evil i've done now
surely i will burn in hell with, well, the rest of you

today i got my haircut
yes it looks nice
no that's not the moral quandary
let me finish

i was on my way to get my hair cut
i had an 11:00 appointment with cindy, my hair stylist
being that i needed stamps, i stopped at my bank which was on the way
what? your ATM doesnt have the option to purchase stamps? move to a different bank that does...or not

ANYWAY
i put in my card and my PIN
press BUY STAMPS
press BOOK OF 18
press PRINT RECEIPT
and out comes---
yep, a $20 bill

hmmmmm, what did i do wrong
i glance at the receipt
yep, it plainly says
STAMPS $7.41

hmmmmmm
SHIT i DO NOT have time for this, i'll be late
i'll come straighten this out later
because, of course, it would be wrong to keep the money

well after i got my hair done, i was headed back to the bank, stomach growling and dammit i still needed stamps, so i passed the damn bank up and went to the post office and bought stamps and went home a made a nice salad and some garlic breadstix for lunch

surely someone else will report this malfunction
they'll catch their error and adjust my account

maybe i should go back and see if i can't get another malfunction?
OMG

excerpt from the Betty Champagne's column Bits and PCs as published in the American Press
Sunday April 11, 2004

Easter Eggs: Not just for baskets anymore

What better day to discuss Easter eggs than Easter Sunday? No, I don't mean the kind of Easter eggs that the Easter Bunny left in your Easter basket. This is another thing entirely.

The "Easter eggs" that I'm talking about are hidden and undocumented items that programmers put into their software. However, the term "Easter egg" in this context can also refer to things deliberately hidden in movies, music, works of art, television shows, TV commercials, books, etc., by their creators. An Easter egg is sort of the ultimate signature for your work.

Before you embark on your Easter egg hunt, be aware that not every Easter egg is going to be available on every computer, so don't get upset if you can't find one. Upgrades, patches, downloads, installing-uninstalling programs and the like can change, add, and yes, delete Easter eggs. On the plus side, though, you might come across an as-yet-undiscovered Easter Egg!

To get you started, try these:
In Windows XP and XP Pro, double-click My Computer and navigate to the C:\Windows\System32\Drivers\etc folder. Double click to open the file named "Equotes." You'll get a message telling you that the system cannot open the file because it does not know what program to use.

Under the question "What do you want to do?," click "Select the Program from a list" to display a list of available programs. Scroll down to find and select your favorite text editor(for example, Notepad or Wordpad) to open the "quotes" file. You'll see a list of amusing--okay, downright funny--quotes. (And you thought Microsoft programmers had no sense of humor!)

..............

In all versions of Windows, in the FreeCell game, you can find two extra games of FreeCell--as if 1,000,000 aren't enough. Press F3 to select a new game. Then in the text box, enter either 1 or 2 as the game number for the new game. Click OK.

In most versions of Microsoft Word, open a new document. Type the following without the quotes: "=rand(200,99)" and then press Enter. Surprise.

If you're interested in more Easter Eggs, take a look at
eggheaven2000.com . You'll find thousands listed there. Enjoy the hunt.


ps do a google search for "easter eggs" without the quotes for other sites


And now for your viewing pleasure, the contents of said Equotes file, in case your computer doesnt still house them (mine doesn't)

"My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters
get in the wrong places." A. A. Milne (1882-1958)
%
"Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
%
"In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
%
"Assassination is the extreme form of censorship."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
%
"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares
that it is his duty." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
%
"We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to
consume wealth without producing it." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
%
"We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!"
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
%
"The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether
you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
%
"Here's the rule for bargains: "Do other men, for they would do you."
That's the true business precept." Charles Dickens (1812-70)
%
"Oh the nerves, the nerves; the mysteries of this machine called man!
Oh the little that unhinges it, poor creatures that we are!"
Charles Dickens (1812-70)
%
"A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted
to be that profound secret and mystery to every other."
Charles Dickens (1812-70)
%
"It was as true as taxes is. And nothing's truer than them."
Charles Dickens (1812-70)
%

today is good friday
it is the first day of spring break
yes, i did my best to fast
i had a slice of toast for breakfast, buttered
for lunch , a salad
for supper, 2 crawfish enchiladas, thanks mom

tonite i am dying eggs, only one dozen
i'm only one person and a dozen is puhlenty, lol
i have totally been pigging out on easter candy the past couple weeks, so yes i am not ready for bikini season
maybe someone will stick an apple in my mouth and roast me (eat me)

tomorrow its back to my little brothers
bbq this time
what are you doing for easter?

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hopping down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppity
Easter's on its way
Bringing every gurl and boi
Baskets full of Easter Joy
Make your Easter bright and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

melodie is looking for a new job
currently she helps run Uptown Catering
i say she apply for a jazz-type job managing a chain restaurant
at least then she'd have medical insurance
we arent getting younger dear (except for stanley) (stop encouraging him max)

anywho, mel, get that resume typed up hon
i used a site called 10minuteresume.com
i dont know if it still exists or not give it a click and see

Manuel has left messages on my machine two days in a row
Manuel=Oscar
they are the same person
i havent returned the call
mel says not to
i am always torn when he calls
what does he want?
just to say hi and talk to you he says in his message
is he drunk? back on crack? will he even make sense when, if, i call

yes dante
more baggage