Monday, November 24, 2003
i'm a star
no not the twinkley kind(hmmmmm)
i made the local news tonight
i went to the local target(i like to pronounce it tar-gay) and the FOX station was interviewing people on their thoughts about the new law banning spam
i told them i was more than pleased with my penis size and wasnt interested in the bestiality porn sites or buying drugs without a prescription online, blahblahblah and that i was pleased as punch to know that the government was finally doing something worthwhile
thank goodness i have a non-published telephone number
no not the twinkley kind(hmmmmm)
i made the local news tonight
i went to the local target(i like to pronounce it tar-gay) and the FOX station was interviewing people on their thoughts about the new law banning spam
i told them i was more than pleased with my penis size and wasnt interested in the bestiality porn sites or buying drugs without a prescription online, blahblahblah and that i was pleased as punch to know that the government was finally doing something worthwhile
thank goodness i have a non-published telephone number