Wednesday, December 21, 2005
An open note to Santa:
My roof is now safe for you to land on; the blue tarp is gone! Roofers came this past Sunday and hammered all day long. The dogs barked incessantly with joy that now santa can bring them a new squeaky toy! So pop on in with your big ole belly and try some of my new ky gelly.
Teehee, santa is a big ole bear!
My roof is now safe for you to land on; the blue tarp is gone! Roofers came this past Sunday and hammered all day long. The dogs barked incessantly with joy that now santa can bring them a new squeaky toy! So pop on in with your big ole belly and try some of my new ky gelly.
Teehee, santa is a big ole bear!
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
FREE sample of some gourmet chocolates and chrisco they ship to canada and usa
Gourmet - Clenda Gourmet Chocolate Truffles
Gourmet - Clenda Gourmet Chocolate Truffles
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
chrisco sent this to me a while back; it's lots of fun!
http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3067907/graphic1.swf
http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3067907/graphic1.swf
terri sent this to me:
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS IN LAKE CHARLES
>> The Night Before Christmas
> >> Our Town
> >> 2005
> >>
> >>Tis the night before Christmas and all through the town
> >>Debris of all kind is stacked in a mound
> >>Houses are beat up, trees are not there
> >>The landscape is different and curiously bare
> >>
> >>Fences are gone and the dogs have got out
> >>Insurance agents are nowhere about
> >>Mold in its grandeur is lining the walls
> >>Inside the cabinets and all through the halls
> >>
> >>Moms are exhausted and daddies are spent
> >>They're paying their house notes and now paying rent
> >>FEMA is long gone, the Red Cross has split
> >>Searching for new towns disasters have hit
> >>
> >>The children are restless as they lay in their beds
> >>Troubled thoughts filling their heads
> >>Can Santa find them amid all the rubble
> >>Or will he think it's just not worth the trouble
> >>
> >>Then out of the night comes the sound of small hoofs
> >>Prancing and pawing atop the blue roofs
> >>Though Santa's landmarks were not where they'd been
> >>The shine of the trailers guided him in
> >>
> >>He managed somehow to deliver the toys
> >>To all the deserving good girls and boys
> >>And they heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
> >>"It takes more than Rita to mess up this night!"
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS IN LAKE CHARLES
>> The Night Before Christmas
> >> Our Town
> >> 2005
> >>
> >>Tis the night before Christmas and all through the town
> >>Debris of all kind is stacked in a mound
> >>Houses are beat up, trees are not there
> >>The landscape is different and curiously bare
> >>
> >>Fences are gone and the dogs have got out
> >>Insurance agents are nowhere about
> >>Mold in its grandeur is lining the walls
> >>Inside the cabinets and all through the halls
> >>
> >>Moms are exhausted and daddies are spent
> >>They're paying their house notes and now paying rent
> >>FEMA is long gone, the Red Cross has split
> >>Searching for new towns disasters have hit
> >>
> >>The children are restless as they lay in their beds
> >>Troubled thoughts filling their heads
> >>Can Santa find them amid all the rubble
> >>Or will he think it's just not worth the trouble
> >>
> >>Then out of the night comes the sound of small hoofs
> >>Prancing and pawing atop the blue roofs
> >>Though Santa's landmarks were not where they'd been
> >>The shine of the trailers guided him in
> >>
> >>He managed somehow to deliver the toys
> >>To all the deserving good girls and boys
> >>And they heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
> >>"It takes more than Rita to mess up this night!"
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
sent in by Barbie
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season 
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
Sunday, December 04, 2005
i see online that my claim has been processed @ allstate
the amount they are sending me will pay about half of the cost to replace my roof
it is supposed to be paying for that as well as other repairs like the ruined ceiling tiles
i am told that what i need to do is simply make the repairs and refile the claim with the invoices, etc and the insurance will cover the additional costs
but what if i cant afford to cover the costs upfront? borrow it? that really sux
i decided that i wasnt under enough stress so i am taking an online class called Math Maneuvers for a bit of professional development to pad my resume; it is worth 18 CLUs(continuing learning units) of which Louisiana teachers must accumulate 90 every 5 years; i usually have triple or more what i need
the amount they are sending me will pay about half of the cost to replace my roof
it is supposed to be paying for that as well as other repairs like the ruined ceiling tiles
i am told that what i need to do is simply make the repairs and refile the claim with the invoices, etc and the insurance will cover the additional costs
but what if i cant afford to cover the costs upfront? borrow it? that really sux
i decided that i wasnt under enough stress so i am taking an online class called Math Maneuvers for a bit of professional development to pad my resume; it is worth 18 CLUs(continuing learning units) of which Louisiana teachers must accumulate 90 every 5 years; i usually have triple or more what i need
Thursday, December 01, 2005
